Adventures in a Drug Store

Did you know that you can by dried Pigs' Ears at Rite Aid drugstores? Evidentally, dogs love to chew on them. Here are some other strange items I recently found in the curio halls of a suburban drugstore:
Hard boiled egg peeler (As seen on TV!)
Shaver designed specifically for shaving your head (the blades are attached to a ring that you slip your finger through, so you don't have to hold the handle at an awkard angle.)
Magnetic "non-medical" pain reliever (What's next? The Virgin Mary "Power of Prayer" non-scientific, non-medical, faith-based pain reliever?)
A variety of "massagers" which are obviously thinly disguised vibrators.
A camping axe.
A variety of ointments whose labels are completely in Spanish.
A plastic toy of Tigger selling Lemonade.
A vinyl jump suit in a box.